MaineisWild

Dad, Teacher, Left, Trying, Dan-head, previously Limpopo resident, he/him

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It’s never even gone to 1.

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Kids now believe that the three wise men brought the baby jesus gifts of Gold, Frankenstein, and Myrtle Beach.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

IT'S FULL TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!

#SCODEN

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MUSTARD DORITO SUMMER IS BACK

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Hearts Stoppage. Take the lead into half. ❤️ 🌲

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@stoolpresidente @Jerrythekid21 @DKSportsbook #slipsmas

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Ok

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The punchline here made me laugh loud enough that I probably could have woken my sleeping kids up.

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

God wanted me to meet this white rapper

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@jeffma @RufusPeabody @BetTheProcess wondering if Paul /Tyson is feeling at all similar to Mayweather / McGregor? Are you thinking of discussing this on BtP this week? Thanks.

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Gaslighting my 5 year old into thinking Almond Joy is bad.

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The New York Glove Gremlin curse is about to send the Yankees into a 86 year World Series drought, and Yankee fans will try and one up Boston fans on having the longer curse.

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To be very clear, this is the energy I bring to my middle school social studies class

[White Coat Waste @WhiteCoatWaste]

EXPOSED: WCW has uncovered how the USDA is spending $1M to conduct dangerous bird flu gain-of-function studies with the Chinese govt and a #WuhanLab experimenter.

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I think when I grow up I’m going to start a Warren Zevon cover band with other public middle school teachers

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

new Mozart dropped before The Winds of Winter

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@HKYJersey Med Wilson

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨SCREAMING 🦅 GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway a MIC authentic screaming eagle Capitals jersey of your choice w/ the player you want on the back.

To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with your size & player you want!

Good luck!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️

RT for a chance to win

(18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

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Charles Barkley is going to save men’s professional golf.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Brooks and Bryson vs Rory and Scottie. 🍿

The star-studded battle between the PGA Tour and LIV Golf stars will be televised on TNT this December.

Full details: https://t.co/T6pXOMVc17

(H/T: @eamonlynch)

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Perfect Subaru beer

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@PortlandSeaDogs @QuitLink @MattsBestTweets