‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER!

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

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،̲،̲ let’s⠀ do ⠀𖢥⠀ this
one⠀⠀⠀last⠀ ⠀⠀ time .ᐟ

[marcy 🐢 Comms Closed 3/3 @kgmarcy_]

A New Year!🎊

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

how do i dislike a tweet

[ً @ARACHN0HARA]

( facing the wall. ) feliz navidad to lyla only.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

dressed up as santa. * 🎅

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

sorry, what. what day is it. excuse me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

@fwizzin

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

@medicmags / my momito senses yes

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

@fwizzin / rosie the emoji… can’t see

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

exactly. a tall tree he can climb.

face on shoulder. party horn unrolls with an obnoxious squeal; “oh, y’know. you totally know. what day is it.”

[『 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹-𝑴𝑨𝑵 20 . . . 26 .ᐣ ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ 』 @guiltriddled]

what is he , a tree .ᐣ

❝ would you care to use your words to describe what you want instead of whatever this is , parker .ᐣ ❞ he says , blankly looking forward .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

KIDDINGGG. alright? i’m kidding. i’ll pay.

[‍ ‍ ↯𝙎𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥⌁𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @slicingthwips]

Okay, lead the way-

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

(ignoring poor attempts to push him away; cackling in the meantime.) hi, bday boy. Hey. hey.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

pf——today? what do you mean ‘today’? i’m lovely every day. and a great singer, btw, am i not? lookatme.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

(hands on cheeks while basically yelling in his face).

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

(incoherent mumbling.)

cwnshider dis yer birfday gifd.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

HIDE

[ً @luckymalas]

THEY ARE ALL HERE ………..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

clinging to @guiltriddled’s back.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

you’re paying, right.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍🕸️‍ ‍ ‍ᴮ PARKER! @spdrdad]

🙂 *

[‍ ‍ ↯𝙎𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥⌁𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ @slicingthwips]

oh my god yes. thank youuuu.