Spongebob

Sponge has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. Follow me, betches.

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Eym Ayyyy SPUNGEEEEE

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do u ever become friends with someone

and then u get to know them

and its like

no wait

i don't like u

can we stop this friendship thing

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bras are so expensive like damn i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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Freshman girls next year

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#SingleBecause

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Y E S...

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Okay...now I'm worried. #NSA #WhatMakesMeMad

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"he's cute I swear, let me find a better picture"

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#WhatMakesMeMad This:

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#WhatMakesMeMad. Every month...

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#WhatMakesMeMad

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#WhatMakesMeMad Unfaithfulness.

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#NobodyLikesYouBecause

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#IDidntTextYouBackBecause

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#IDidntTextYouBackBecause

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#IDidntTextYouBackBecause You never texted me to begin with…

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I heard she was born naked…THAT SLUT

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#YouDontKnowTheStruggleIf

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#YouDontKnowTheStruggleIf you've never had this happen on your phone…