Sydney Smartt

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sydney Smartt @spearlsmartt9]

@AllKindsWeather @RaiderRashLover “Like a good girl” is a wild choice of words

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Kirby Smart told the officials he never asked for a timeout, he was just clapping.

And the stupid ass officials bought it. No timeout, no delay of game.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: A video is going viral showing JD Vance calling for the full Epstein list to be released - on Theo Von’s podcast. Hey JD, what changed?

Let’s blast this everywhere before he tries to erase it.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

get me to gods country

[Sydney Smartt @spearlsmartt9]

The most dyslexic thing about me is that I legit type “dog” when my brain is says to type “god”

[trash jones @jzux]

therapist: i think we need to work on your tendency to catastrophize

me: oh great so you fucking hate me?

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Growing up, I was told that the demise of Christianity would be caused by our country rejecting God.

Now I believe it is actually caused by Christians blatantly rejecting the teachings of Jesus for the sake of political power.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

An executive order we can all agree on

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Probably delivering a human child back to their tribe at the end of the Ice Age

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Nick Saban’s departure diminished the entire SEC. I’m not exaggerating. I’m not trying to be clever. He elevated everyone. It’s like Jordan leaving the NBA.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

I’m so glad that I made the right financial decision in 2018 and ditched my $89/mo cable package so that I can now pay $83/mo for YouTube TV, $23/mo for Netflix, $16/mo for Disney+, $13/mo for Paramount, $15/mo for Prime, $10/mo for AppleTV, and $21/mo for HBO

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I never understood in movies like The Santa Clause or Elf where Santa exists, but parents don’t believe in him. Where do they think the presents come from?

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

“It’s crazy Georgia never beat you in this game” - Matthew McConaughey, probably

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

This game is so long Ryan Williams will be 18 when it’s over