emily

im scared

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[･ﾟspreading positivity ☆ @aundrearunway]

Timothee Chalemet getting shipped back to the fake gay role asylum https://t.co/ZyjNEmzIA5

[rebecca 🎭 @stageyrebecca]

timothee chalamet said “no one cares about opera” yet her highly successful talk show ran for 30 seasons……

[zy☆ @zymillyyy]

if ion lay my 9 months down between 24-28 it ain’t happening ngl i refuse to be 35 w a 1 year old

[fawn @daehatesyou]

if u can gaf ab that fckn monkey u can care about this!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

how it feels to love immigrants, trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice😭

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's now a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The mother of the 5-year-old taken into ICE custody reports that the child is getting sick due to the quality of the food at the facility:

“He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat.”

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[gabi 🦎 @deadassmikeyway]

Finn coming out as bi on his story 2937 times when all the proof I needed was him being close with Drew and Enya

[ash for you ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house

[ninis ⋆𐙚₊ @sicknire]

after all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. the best we can do is breathe and reboot

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

abortions are still better than finding babies in garbage bins btw

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

may your house have no sickness, no death, & no evil in 2026. amen

[a @boopyape]

We did it, Zoh.

[william/al @fazvodka]

yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his pizzeria and animatronics. was not aware of what he did to those kids in 1985.