haneen 🍷

tell me, will, are you a seme or an uke? // loverlie (stjude) on ao3

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

i’ve been spending a lot of time writing at my cafe and baristas/waiters keep stopping to ask me what i’m working on and i can’t say i’m writing hotd ormundaeron fanfiction so i respond by insinuating im writing a dark fantasy… someone excitedly asked if it was a romantasy…

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@ORM4ND there is no hope for media literacy 🤦

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

wait i thought we all knew ormund is a terrible prejudiced misogynist why is this news it’s like arguing scurvy is not caused by vitamin c deficiency… science has proven it… it’s backed up by evidence. his only redeeming point is his love for daeron that is. the rest is fiction

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@ormundaerons all conditional on his obedience and his unerring abiding by his word and law and never genuine or pure or appreciate of the person he really is beyond that… WAKE UP EVERYBODY

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

ormund hightower would be that uncle who'd say something like "aged wine can cure mouth sores and banish morning breath" or "rare cooked venison is the ailment to all headaches and can easily heal one of fevers"... my old man who believes in non-credible facebook new age medicine

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@UKESHIZUN ok u got me at resurrecting alicent.

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

y’all need to put the phone down. no way man. no way u think condal is an “author” (if he even warrants the title) in the same league as grrm. this is embarrassing

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

making team green the side of autism was such an inspired choice they should let ryan condal finish winds

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@martyrtower @ORM4ND this is peak ormundaeron it’s obvs daeron’s soft features even though he has the body of a boy who’s a nearly grown man… he has to be an envoy from the devil to wreak havoc on his garden of eden trusttt i love religious psychosis

[mar @martyrtower]

who cares about shipping, daeron and ormund are never meant to be “his and gwayne’s son” that’s ormund and the boy he groomed and abused but alright

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

yesterday? yeah thought of daeron targaryen-hightower. today? yeah also had him on the mind. tomorrow? you’ll never guess who—

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@versainizm it stinks of selective comprehension, denial of facts, and illiteracy… the state’s three antagonists

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@martyrtower IM SOSOSKSKSKKSOS HAPPY mar… it’s gonna be so long ive already reached 30k total. thinking it’ll be 40-45 🙏🏻🥹

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

excerpt from today’s writing session… it’s coming along with so many additional targ sibling interactions which are so fun to think about and flesh out <33

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

*points at the guy & his emotionally abusive father figure* they were in love here

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@dollalace STOPPPOPP YOURE MAKING MY HEART TRIP UPPP

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

how ormund sees daeron

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@UKESHIZUN WAIT I WANNA MATCH WITH YOU

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

what are friends for if not to encourage u to skip classes and skip socializing so you can keep working on writing ur incest fanfic

[silas @kinsIayer]

that twat daeron

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

@martyrtower no such thing as faking in my book. there is only furthering ur education in incest studies <3 let’s hold hands and read more together

[haneen 🍷 @specialhime]

watching shadow of a doubt (1943) so i can read flowers in the attic so i can read angela carter’s the bloody chamber so i can watch stoker (2013) so i can read steinbeck’s east of eden so i can read stephen king’s the shining so i can write emotional incest in my fanfiction