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goin dummy

[admiral @specialk11h]

A girl on the subway just called me cute. Am I flattered? Of course, but really I can’t stop thinking about how refreshing it is to see; after a long 2+ years, COVID-19 has released its tight grip on New York City, and these bitches are finally starting to get their taste back

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@king_charles25 Im not sure what’s gotten you so cocky today.

Wasn’t Wednesday (5’ 7” day) supposed to be your day?

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Despite what everyone says @t_roc11 is actually pretty good at basketball. Takes a big man to admit that so I hope this doesn’t get to his head (it will)

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Cmon - how lucky are we?

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The bodega guy asked if I wanted my Chicken Cesar Wrap hot or cold. I could’ve kissed him, love that question. Cold, obviously

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Instagram Reel sending has become so excessive that I no longer watch anything that gets sent in a group chat. There seems to be no criteria on what is deserving of a send anymore, and, for me, it’s ruined something that I once enjoyed.

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No better way to judge someone’s character than seeing if they climb or stand still on an, otherwise, empty escalator

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@ShenaeCurry “Is a Trump supporter” being the #1 disqualifying characteristic about him on this list is true TDS #gethelp

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@FastNews77 Undoubtedly the biggest news of the night

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Big Justice and The Rizzler have yet to make a political endorsement and, quite frankly, their silence is deafening

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@ChrisDJackson I think it was more that she said absolutely nothing of substance. There was genuinely nothing to fact check

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I’d imagine that one of the worst parts of moving in with a girl would be that she probably wouldn’t be cool with eating the same dinner 4 nights in a row. Just leads to horribly inefficient grocery shppping

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@DouglasEmhoff So bizarre

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@kuriking58 @king_charles25 @sahnandbeans @DaveyBuck1 ESPN+

Chop Chop 🪓 🪓

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Me at work today pre long weekend #DefenseWinsChampionships

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Asking if they incorporate stoppage time at a 90 minute bottomless brunch

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Saying ‘Go Crimson’ to anyone who walks by you in Harvard apparel so that everyone around thinks you went to Harvard, idk #cbtm

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“Subletting my apt from June 15 - July 31. Let me know if you have anyone!”

Yeah bro, for sure. My boy was just talking about how badly he wants to experience NYC in July.

Be serious and just pay your rent dawg.

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I may not be the number one golfer in the world, but I’ve never been legally cited for ‘Reckless Driving’.

You do the math.

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@hole_diga I’m picking up gold, frankincense, and myrhh because whenever there is a meet up between Saint Joseph and Virgin(ia) Mary, you can never count out the brith of a baby Jesus

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‘The Roast of Tom Brady’ Netflix special except it’s just Tom Brady sun tanning for 2.5 hours without sunscreen