Chris the Seadog

Cynical old sea dog. Naval Officer and sweary Ships Captain. Racists and bigots bore me. Married with one dog @rubycynical living in the alps. 🌊 🐕 🗡

[Chris the Seadog @specialseadog]

@rickygervais #afterlife I laughed, I cried, was shocked, surprised, amazed and entertained. I loved the spirit, the hidden messages and the love for animals, and ultimately with the ending, for people too. Thank you, most sincerely.
(And for normalising the word cunt…) Bravo.

[Chris the Seadog @specialseadog]

@MarthaEbonie No

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@Diogenes1 @KemiBadenoch I do so love faux posh accents…they’re so very ‘last government’.

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@englishmaninBX Probably easier than flying nowadays…
I spent an ‘enjoyable’ 8 hrs yesterday traveling from home back to home with a 4+ hr interlude at Geneva airport tracking a flight that was delayed only to see the aircraft touch the tarmac and EasyJet at the same instant cancel my flight!

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@IsabelOakeshott She held office for 5 minutes and is a gormless embarrassment. And no - I don’t fucking want guitar lessons!

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@andreajenkyns Excellent! Grown ups back in charge.

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@ChowdahHill You get a star (or two) after this one Captain? Seems you would deserve it. Good work and so pleased to see the engagement with your crew. A senior officer who can connect at all levels is a rare beast so I wish you continued onward success.

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@Tjeerd001 Yes…my parent ran a 240Z in U.K. modified sports car racing in the 70s.

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@besoul7 Brilliant…

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@BootneckStuff @AlistairCarns Still carried an RN ID card…
😉
Nicely done Royal…chapeau.

[Alex Taylor @AlexTaylorNews]

WHAT A WONDERFUL 4 DAYS !

My two countries🇫🇷 🇬🇧 have, in their own very special, but very decisive ways, said "non, merci" and "no thank you" to xenophobia, hate, division, anti-immigrant and anti-migrant, anti-Europe national populism

Good riddance, bon débarras !

[Chris the Seadog @specialseadog]

@NewForestRamble Would love to know more about the Mulberry harbours if you have any info.

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@Little_EllieC Exactly!

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@Little_EllieC Hope all goes well…bloody dogs!!! (Love them!)

[Chris the Seadog @specialseadog]

@Little_EllieC This was my Ruby back in December - 120g lipome (benign) removal…so glad it’s out as although it didn’t restrict her movement it would have done. Anxious times but thankfully all went well and now you wouldn’t know it had happened. Be strong!!

[Chris the Seadog @specialseadog]

@benmcbean Fair play Royal…good on you.

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@Hantsprints The two most dangerous things in the world:
An officer with a map, and a sailor with a gun.

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@Hantsprints Ouch

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@JMPSimor @RishiSunak She does put an extra big G in front of the word Gormless…

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@BBCNews @TobyonTV Truly shit news; I grew up listening to him and was annoyed when R2 pulled his show. I will always have great memories of Steve’s big show. RIP DJ…

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@ChowdahHill Good morning Captain. I co-host a monthly Maritime leadership webinar - the next of which is this Thursday. Our topic this month is command considerations for rotational crew and the potential for mismatch and confusion particularly when senior crew change out. Any input please?