kayjel.

to be a rock and not roll

[kayjel. @specino]

Don't fall in love with me I ain't shit

[Hate 'em🌵 @ifvckandrun]

Told her I love you on the first link

[jordan @mosscircle]

I’ve been piloting this thing called One Beer on an Empty Stomach and it’s where you have one beer on an empty stomach and then start texting everyone you’ve ever met

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Joe @electionsjoe]

With it being Eric Adams' last day in office. I'm bringing back the funniest video in political history.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

don't need to imagine, sinatra had something to say about liberal multicultural societies

[Mojo Jojo @wholelottadej]

Make or break for my mum this year in the kitchen. Sister lowkey overtaking her this. Same energy:

[O.W. Root @owroot]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

[Michael Gluckstadt @gluckstadt]

This is the best account on here.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

You don’t

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

I was a war correspondent in Vietnam. Some 63 journalists were killed there in 10 years. But never did we fear we were deliberately targeted by the VC or the NVA. The UN says the Israelis have killed >240 journalists in Gaza in less than two years. Deliberately and criminally.

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

the media whenever Kamala said Trump would do something he vowed to do

[mear @tuhmear]

I know ea programmed the left guard to get insta shedded I just can’t prove it

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels to be 25

[Anthony @okanthony_]

It makes me cry of laughter every time💀