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lifelong pessimist hoping to become an optimist, maybe just for a day.

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@Wisdom_HQ was'nt a fart

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@elonmusknews30 A

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@NSFVoyager2 I'm glad you didn't forget your sandwiches, it would be a long trip back, and I'd probably have eaten them by the time you got here. I'd be kind enough to tell you if they tasted nice though. Stay safe out there..

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

Sometimes poetry just comes to me.

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@elonmusk My mate twiggzy gets proper clean legit shit, not the stuff daveo gets full of whizz. His Nan cuts it, while he's popping wheelies and doing bunnyhops. Big Jase says it banging anyway.

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@ladbible It's got the bintang bang.

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Been jam rag shopping. #livingmybestlife

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@BBCNews Dunno. I know nothing about energy sources, anything else I can't help you with.

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I've not tweeted for a while, but I'd like to say merry Xmas and a huge thank you to the driver of the red BMW who flashed me out of a junction in stoke on trent today. A lovely unexpected surprise on a wet and glum afternoon. Blessed May you be to get let out of junctions also

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Having a poo when freshly stocked up on bog roll is magical, no low loo roll quantity anxiety for a few days.

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@ladbible Can't be doing with grilled tomatoes, the chopped tin ones are the only ones to tickle my fancy. Cheaper the better aswell.

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@ladbible I'm not particularly arsed about seeing it.

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@ladbible No worries, just shine a torch inside it so it's not dark and loses its power.

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@OFFICIALWMAS Hope they have a speedy recovery and keep up the good work. Don't let the turds stop you from enjoying your job.

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@ladbible Ever likely he has so much money getting his amazon delivered for free.

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@BBCWorld Your a twitter account I wouldn't worry about that much

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@Tactical_Police Oh no, it's reproduced already.

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@IL0VEthe80s Drink for diahhretic shenanigans

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[New Scientist @newscientist]

The ongoing spread of bluetongue virus among European farm animals may have started when a cow was inseminated with infected bull semen stored from an earlier outbreak https://t.co/7pgSuaGT9h

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[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

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