Agent 69

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

He’s a Joe Rogan sized jeet shooting out of his league what did you think was gonna happen?

[Brendan Hartnett @BrendanHartnett]

The FBI Director is whipped

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

A tranny calling someone else a faggot will never not be funny to me

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Is @TheoVon back on drugs?? Cocaine like behaviors according to my specialist. #AllegedlyCouldItBe

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Theo Vonn grabs a fan by the throat, his side of the story

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Is this confirmed? I’m pretty sure that’s my 8th grade PE teacher.

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

He’s a secret poofter. We have a a white Michael Sam situation here, I want it on the record.

[Lounge dawg(I am emotionally scarred) @lounge_dawg]

We may have a Manti Te’o situation

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

@StoryWarz @SteveRannazzisi @thelevfershow @Xia_Land @nycomedyclub @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @gasdigital Lying about being in 9/11 is definitely a top story, can’t wait to hear about it on the episode!

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

One guy is Jew with a bag of tricks and the other 5 foot 3 retard.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I know we have a big Elon/Trump beef going on right now…

But can someone explain this shit to me?

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

These sort of behaviors were funny before comedians sold out and became millionaires interviewing politicians and reading sponsored ads. But these fools are just sex obsessed like a little boy who found his wiener for the first time. #ComediansKilledComedy

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Theo Von and Druski started DYING of LAUGHTER while talking about how they message girls on OnlyFans 😂😂

“I try to watch how I type. Sometimes I like to misspell sh*t on purpose… B*tch you ain't gonna know this is me” 💀😭

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

@talktuahpod If you had any intelligence, social awareness or a good PR agent you would do the smart thing and disappear with your scam money back into obscurity instead of still attempting to be another internet face who provides literally nothing of value to anyone.

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Another example of how painfully unfunny Tony is. If he didn’t let the Gnome King Rogan use his stage stool to bend him and blow out his twink b-hole he would still be a no name.

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Adams in the starting 8? Nahhh he’s gotta put in more work.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Damn Eatin must have gotten in touch with Petersons dealer lol

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

When you're tweaking so hard you go to "gotcha" your opponent but you end up stepping on eight rakes and falling down the stairs. 😭

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

Jordan Peterson has never been the same since Andrew Tate fucked his daughter

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Has @joerogan ever apologized for stealing @billburr and @BrendanSchaub jokes in his #Netflix special? Asking for Carlos Mercia.

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Someone hasn’t heard of Owen Benjamin… #TheGrabbler Real comedy doesn’t wait for King of the Gnomes to approve.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

.@Shanemgillis does the best jew impression hands down 😆👌🏻🔥

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Someone definitely needs to do a case study on how Shane went from a rising ‘edgy’ comedian to selling out his fans to the machine and actively censoring himself on his own podcast as to not get his pp slapped and his precious shekels taken away.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

I see people say Shane Gillis is funny but they never quote jokes or post clips. Post clips under this tweet of Shane’s funniest bits but it has to be within the last two years. I’ll play them on Monday and review. Apparently I’m missing out on some real brilliant stuff. So if you’re a huge fan of Rosie O’Bombell and his drunk fat retard face, please post actual video of his really good “jokes.”

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

The commitment to the troll is unmatched..

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

What if Elon plans to send a bunch of jeets to mars to shit all over it to terraform it?

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Is Ethan D doing drugs again?? Dude cannot sit still lol

[Agent 69 @specopsagent69]

Lil Wayne is morphing into beetle juice as he ages.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Lil Wayne with the police officer, "Uncle Bob," who saved his life when he was 12 years old.