damon shaw

Now followed by a Douche Bag

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@tonyfwhite Thanks for this @tonyfwhite, your tweet is the only thing to come up in google when searching "section InvocableSlackLabelAlias not found"

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@SlackStatus You haven't let any @salesforce people near it have you?
https://t.co/S0MWJb1dcf

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@BishopTamaki What a fantastic way to show your gods love and tolerance...

This does nothing but support the division caused by the gunman.

You are not us.

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@KennyDucey I'm offended by all the ppl that are offended by this, u clearly know nothing of our culture, how dare you!! you disgust me lol

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

Just drove past a cop on the motorway who was eating a pie, gutted i missed my chance to tell him to blow on it #safercommunitiestogether

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie lol! Nothing better if you want to make someone sick

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie meh, i dont

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie just buy a really big name tag, "Hi, my name is...CHIP", get one the size of a macdonalds tray

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

Signed my new job contract today, now for the 4 week wait till everything gets a little better

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie nice, the standard one or did you go for the edge?

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

After a long day of selling a bike then doin a massive service on the car my awesome wife just gave me a back/leg/foot massage #luckybugger

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

Just saw my courier friend again, he was on his phone while driving, i'm sensing a pattern here

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

Just had an argument with a courier driver, apparently "fuckn moron" is not a nice thing to say to ppl who dont know how 2 use a roundabout

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

I should have guessed by the clothes and hair that jesus was a bogan but this came as a surprise

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie its funny you say that, i just found out the same thing as i begin my 10 day holiday, may there be many more days like this!

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie not really coz then i was thinking about it while i was awake

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie ahh, i had one like that the other day, couldn't stop thinking about applying style sheets to xml files

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

@ChipMckenzie at 3am i was woken by the yap yap dog next door that wouldn't shut up, still better than sorting colours you poor bugger

[damon shaw @speed_damon]

Epic show tonight! can't wait for the next one @fluffyguy @Martincomic