Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
If you're having sex with a girl and you verbally withdraw your consent, how many seconds does she have to get off you before you can have her arrested
Iron Man: Sacrifices himself to save the universe
Green Lantern: Dies because his cop girlfriend had a depressive episode like Lindsay Clancy and she walks free
Jim Harbaugh really about to leave the LA Chargers butt naked in the wilderness and go back to college and take the USC Trojans job.. timing is everything
I work as a cook and if you think this is an overreaction, just know you have to fuck up insanely royally in order for something like this to ever spawn in your freezer. completely warranted
Umpires and coaches discussed what happens if a ball were to hit the roof during the ground rules meeting pregame before Game 1
Brewers Third Base Coach Matt Erickson joked, "Haven't seen it here in six years, so it will happen tonight"