Himmy Hendrix

[✨ 𝐀 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 ✨ @PoetryNPapyrus]

She gave us one of the funniest pop culture moments. 🥹

Damn man. RIP Hayden Panettiere.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

I have a confession.

Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.

They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.

And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.

They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.

The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.

The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.

The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.

Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.

I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

nigga really look like he don’t exist. idk how to explain it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[shayma @roundthefurr]

israel

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@kirawontmiss Makeup artist went insane actually

[BabyGoat 🐐 @officialkd_5]

@breannadache Let me hear that lil Hellcat

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Using the “you gonna teach me spanish” line on a latina

[stunthardshawn @BornFlyShawn]

They Done Gave The Wrong Nigga Sum Money Ion Know How To Behave!

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

#FlatPurseEnergy

[Alvinn 🇭🇹 @alvinnx]

@urgalroyale god forbid a boy wants a review

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Shoutout to the risky one-off action movies about super powered individuals with no ties to any larger cinematic universe

Easily one of my favorite genders

[Blaže $inaträ @xBlazeSinatra]

@cyra981355 I won't take you seriously until I see your credit score

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

ima get better ong

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Everybody gangsta until Iroh starts singing leaves from the vines

[Nukes @JonnyNukes]

Roman’s 8:31

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands