Johnny “speedy” Gonzales

Chief Editor of BBN, Miller Lite enthusiast, Corn Hole Regional Champ ‘97, ‘99, ‘01

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My first time experiencing love

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Lacrosse segway pipeline finance. Goldfish memory next play, I already forgot about it.

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@bo_nernix @GeneMachine44 Where does one acquire one of these?

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There’s probably an entire friend group in a Georgia sorority that refers to me as a girls “Madrid huzz” and that makes my day a little better

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2 years ago I had the only hackey sack on campus. Now you can’t walk anywhere on campus without seeing one. Glad to see how the game has grown.

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@MorrisMor6 Rights and backyard beers with your buddies

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Top three thing about being a guy is walking past the women’s line for the bathroom

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At least Mary Kate was bad

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Got called a retigger tonight

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The lion lives for having girls tell him he’s “not worth their time”

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Going to see how many beers they will sell me at hillside and then drive home #awesome

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Been to back to back weeks of girls 21st “surprise parties”. At what point does it stop becoming a surprise

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It has come to my attention that speedy may have become a little too popular…

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Actually picked the worst football teams to root for this fall: BC and the Bears. Just disappointment after disappointment. How much can a man take on a weekend.

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Never thought I’d be living in a USA that is the only western country to be in the top 50 most politically violent countries. What is happening to the place we all love.

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Might hate people who run w music coming out of their phone more than people who run shirtless.

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Drinking coffee while pooping = infinite poop glitch

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Excited for fantasy football so I can draft Kyle Pitts again and watch him have his breakout year (he’s going to average 5 pts a game)

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Can’t wait to go back to school and remember all the random bits I have w people

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Have bbq tn w my buddies hot mom. Just hit arms until failure and then some more. Hope she notices.