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[speedy @speedybones85]

@SleeperHQ Last week for me. I won the weekly high score 😂

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Absolutely brutal.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I wake up in a good mood... then people.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

When people ask me where I grew up I say I haven't.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

"I'd like a bowl of soup please."

"Any sides?"

"I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

True beauty is within. For example, opening your fridge.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond "Why, what did you hear?"