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Living the Misanthropic Dream likely in the vicinity of two hallucination-laden yokels.

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If we've learned anything over the last few months, whether its taxes or people, counting in the hundreds of thousands is hard!

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@doublefakedavid apparently https://t.co/2RlIyr4Md8

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After tomorrow's press conference, GOP asks DJT to step down for Pence. a.k.a. "Grumps bump Trump; Stumping for Chump. Lump flumps on rump."

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For all of you who are concerned about his sexual proclivities, this is not about whom he pees-on, but with whom he commits treas-on.

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"Mr. Trump, sir, where do you want all this to go?"

"mmmm... all on ya."

"Yes, dear?"

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I imagine Trump acknowledged his cabinet candidates with a simple: "you're in".

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Trump's policies are too big to be based only in Cities or in Countries. He's more global - think in Continents.

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Looking forward to the first flight of Air Force Number One.

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@Riderius Ever.

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@Yin_Serpent All koalas are terrifying hellbeasts. I'm just honest about it.

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@lostcreation Hey I can only take credit for 25% of that.

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@drquincymd Plenty of fish in the sea, and plenty of dames in the trees.

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That apocalyptic hell known as #Sharknado3 airs in 30 minutes. @kbspangler lost the bet and she'll be the one livetweeting it this year.

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@drquincymd Oh, Australia first, then Japan. Social media takes a backseat when you're balls deep.

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@drquincymd Busy as balls, actually.

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@therydann Hey! @KBSpangler is the artist/author. She says yes, as soon as she stops crying from the workload.

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They grow up so fast! *sniff*

http://t.co/wFntrSwlKw

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@longhairbear They make me proud.

[K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler]

Happy early Thanksgiving from me and my Patreon supporters!
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For the afternoon folks--Free book giveaway!
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