Mirasol

I like turtles and bacon, but not together.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

Was not expecting sausage at the waffle party #Severance

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@MaintenancePod Weight loss hypnosis. I was told to imagine chicken fat on all the foods.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@g0g0gomez Shows you recommend...no particular order
5. Flowers
4. Friday Night Dinner
3. Parks and Recreation
2. Misfits
1. Lovesick

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

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[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

Can we get a Steve and Robin spin off? #strangerthingsseason3

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

Last week I was told too late to adjust my tv for the battle on #GameOfThornes I didn’t know I was to watch this week’s ep on a crt tv. #starbuckscup #starbuckswinterfell #widescreentvfail

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

Why isn’t Drag Race #AllStars4 on right now? That’s the #superbowl I want to watch. #SuperBowl2019

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

How I start my #Monday mornings. #MondayMotivation #rupaulsdragrace #dontfitup

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@elizhoyt this is a hallmark Christmas movie I’d watch.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

I’ve always said this! @carrie_hairdo

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@ESPNNFL @Rhinoriguez you need to do this at your next dance.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@BuonaBeef ordered chicken on my chopped salad. Did the chicken recipe change? The texture was like rubber, and not edible. #buonabeef #flossmoor

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@theshadowsfx @elizhoyt we have to wait until spring, but it’s happening.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@imchriskelly @Rhinoriguez you should start doing this to be as cool as Jeff Goldblum

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@elizhoyt @OMGFacts Start yawning when in a large crowd.

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

@elizhoyt @KarenKilgariff Do you even know who he is?

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

#TheOffice ended 5 years. My 17 yr old discovered the show, became obsessed and had an Office themed birthday party. The baby is dressed as #JimHalpert’s 3-hole punch paper Halloween costume. @theofficenbc

[Mirasol @speedyturdle]

This little baby girl practices #safesleep in her #BabyBox from #BabyBoxUniversity

[Cedric Yarbrough @cedricyarbrough]

As I was saying, my dear brilliant #Speechless writers! Welcome back to writing the funniest show on television about a white family dealing w/ middle-class financial struggles & their dope-ass black family member & all the while w/ positivity & inclusion! Now write some good shi