panic pixie dreamboy

born in Texas. trapped in Ohio. banned from Missouri.

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

I have this nightmare where I become an emo artist but my success brings me so much love and joy that I can't write honest emo music anymore

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

My friends, hurry up

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@AthenaSongs14 @therotcast @CassidyTheGnome @thetingleshow @MGHam39 @CustardGoblin @bad_aslia @smithsondot21 @maggycmcdonel @bella__thoms

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

Official website: https://t.co/KTACXD9APv
@AthenaSongs14 @therotcast @CassidyTheGnome @thetingleshow @MGHam39 @CustardGoblin @bad_aslia @smithsondot21 @maggycmcdonel @bella__thoms

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[skiing]

friend: meet me at the black diamond

me: how do i find the slope

friend: y=mx+b, but that's not important right now

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

*jesus is born*

Angel: HARK!

Mary: [grabbing angel by the throat] the hell did u just say to my kid??

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

do u remember myspace

57.8k RTs 60.2k likes

[Joe Versus @Joespirational]

the most distressing public toilet stall graffiti I've ever seen

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

[movie theatre 2007]

everyone: wtf why is Spidey emo dancing?

me: thank goodness Spidey is finally emo dancing

[Sagar @SagsPatel]

If you start listening to “The Devil is a Lie” by Rick Ross at 11:59:25, you can perfectly transition into 2018 by hearing “WingStop, fat boy need a 10 piece” https://t.co/c0uWVDBGCU

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

incredible that they've mastered space flight but to see behind you in an x-wing you have to physically turn your head and peer around your seat

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

a mom just looked at her kid and said "OH roasted!!" and id give everything in my bank account to know how she dissed him

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

all time edgiest award goes to those kids that buy an american flag at old navy and hang it upside down in their dorm room

[Standup Commie @standupcommie]

Wipe my Ass my Ass (I won't Wipe my Ass)

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

The Egg System just makes the most sense.

[Standup Commie @standupcommie]

What a steal 💰💰

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I love when we go to IHOP or Denny's and people say "You eat here???!" I'm like.. Is there a Gucci Egg somewhere I should be eating?! WTF?

[panic pixie dreamboy @speedzooom]

plot twist: so apparently this is actually my moms shirt and she made a mistake by wrapping it for me