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hide your spoons, hide your wives

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@thatdevingirl oh man me every day

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I unlocked $20 Rush tickets for #WhiteNoise at #ThePublicTheater on @TodayTix! Unlock here: https://t.co/TtoMOya6EX #TodayTixRush

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“Carly, tweet something cool” -@Caramel_Poisonn
I’m back, Twitter.

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@clairemccbright at least you have a dishwasher

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tonight, at yoga, my teacher gave me a calf massage.
in no way did it compare to master @J_Crites's
#calfmassageking

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@Jakeoderberg IF THIS AINT THE TRUTH

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@clairemccbright you'd be the right guy

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i can't wait for my mom to get home tomorrow, but it's been just me & my dad for over a month now & i'm gonna miss that

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@faith_lawrence this is so incredibly you

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@clairemccbright mantra

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@faith_lawrence I MISS YOU ugh

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On the phone:
"Dad what are you doing?"
"some administrative work"
"nice, what kind?"
"Oh u know just updating all my phone contacts"

Oh

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joe purdy & kate nash singing me to sleep this evening

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sometimes i go back and read my ancient tumblr posts and feel that i am brilliant. dramatic. but brilliant.

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@clairemccbright legendary

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@clairemccbright did u have trouble typing w/ your left hand or was the grammar/lettering purposeful? jw

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hello meet me and my creative partner, @clairemccbright

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@clairemccbright why isn't #claire a #hashtag? askin for a friend

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@clairemccbright oh i missed your tweets

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get yoself some friends that will cuddle up on one big bed and read poetry out loud until the wee hours of the morning