Spence

no you're crying

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Oh you think I'm funny?
Name 3 of my bits.

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Live más? En esta economía??

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@Robertdrew82 The spine snapping special

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When outfitting your apartment gym, it's important to pick the most obscure, least popular equipment.

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@joelreich Oh god

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I understand anxiety exists to keep you safe, but do I really need to have locker combination nightmares at 31?

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Pork Chop O'Clock

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Is everything okay? You've hardly touched your existential dread.

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Getting wine drunk and leaving all my earthly possessions to a stranger's baby on Instagram.

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Idk man my feelings are pretty tasty.

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Hey, I'm not sorry I'm late.

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Sorry I'm late, I had to squeeze every bump on my body.

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Turns out the cure for Sunday scaries is unemployment.

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We have to stop putting cream cheese in sushi. It's gone too far.

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Dad cap on at the gym because turns out I need blinders like a horse.

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Being the eldest daughter has the added responsibility of maintaining the family lore.

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Eyeing up the exit row passengers to gauge our chances.

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A moment to acknowledge the humble pizza joint salad. You didn't ask to be here, but by god you're doing your best.

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If you can't tone it, tat it.