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let’s all try to love each other a little more

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TSA not allowed to search you on your birthday, it’s big loophole

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They don’t call me Dr. Schematics for nothing

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@JosephM00443505 Can’t resist it :(

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Sharky’s and a Coke Zero hits different when you’re pregnant

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Having a celebrity in your commercial actually makes it good. That’s the best part

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“Luuuuke come to the dark side, we have cookies!” Hahaha that shit got me cracking up!

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Cool wife man! Is she friendly?

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Pro Tip! If you have a little friend who is being a scamp, call them Shrimp Scampi

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@soupyspice This is your sign, plz buy it I’m begging the world needs this

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🙏Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs. 🙏

My upstairs neighbor Neal has boils

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Wow I think I just farted my last fart . . . I’m gonna miss those things

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First and foremost I am a trickster

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One thing about me is that I only either tell the truth or lie, no in betweens

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Turns out my chicken has been The Riddler for a while now . . . my apologies to the good people of Gotham!

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“It’s not lemon and lime it’s lemon IN lime”

Me to my idiot family for the 1000th time

[Pitbull @pitbull]

I was raised by a woman and a woman made me a man. It's an honor to make history and perform at the @WNBA All-Star Game. Here's to all the powerful women of the WNBA. Daleee

[Francesco @FRANCESCalciO_]

I have no idea what this is, but I’m intrigued

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@IFTVofficial @Inter @Inter_en I thought I’d see one there. I’m actually kinda pissed it took him this long

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@quarkyegirl Not true I also do this after sneaking into birthing classes

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I’m doing my part to help the economy! I have supplied a large cash injection to the gummy aisle at CVS