Spencer Behm

Love the Lord, doing His work and getting paid for it! Not to mention the beautiful @thelieslanne...

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

Hey @ShowboxPresents.... how can I buy tickets to the Bayside show in October (without paying the $20 “convenience” fee online)? Box offices have been closed and your voicemail is full. What does it take to pay the ticket price and nothing more?

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@thelieslanne @RidiculousDak I would never

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

This beautiful woman is literally the best thing that has happened to me (and to the universe honestly). She has been what I need through the tuff stuff and she encourages me… https://t.co/3b2hzKw1Jt

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@thelieslanne @enneadog As someone who is currently in such a state I have to agree

[Elly belly @elliot__brown]

WALL-E came out in 2008 and y'all still littering

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

Boy o boy my wife is so cool and sassy! Those are some of the reasons I love her. Also because she loves people and is strong and confidant. And there are plenty more where that came… https://t.co/5dxUzM2GHP

[Marc Morris @Longshanks1307]

Why? Is there some rule against it? https://t.co/XjX0OvLfrP

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@PersianRose1 @thelieslanne Assistant to the branch manager

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@KenyoNegus Me to you

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

Moving some stuff on my hand-made board to make room for a Walrus Fathom-Arp. I think I’m… https://t.co/7O1E7LOWzy

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@jonathanwolfpup I’m ok with changing terminology to accommodate other people. Especially because it means almost zero change to my daily life

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

This year, Trump has spent $42,000,000 of American taxpayer money on golf trips.

For that money, Meals on Wheels could've fed 15,000 seniors FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.

For that money, after school programs could've fed 317,500 poor kids FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.

Trump First. America Last.

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

Tax hike for a good cause

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

@thelieslanne I’d say it’s our manifest destiny

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

Demitri Martin in four minutes... @ Moore Theatre https://t.co/5BLEIGax2C

[Ben Rex @KidOnPolitics]

All drinks taste better through a straw. I petition we have straws at lunch. @CapitalASB @Capitalloves @CHSstore

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

Just so we're clear..

CAN play in NFL:
Steroid users
Domestic Abusers
Rapists
Accused murderers
Racists

Cant play:
Protesters

[Spencer Behm @spencerbehm]

"Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem. We protest injustice." 👋🏼