Spencer Hardison

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Hands down the absolute dumbest Tweet of all-time.

This would be like saying there’s no difference between a perfectly cook filet mignon and a Waffle House T-bone.

[Al Hughes Dukes @Alsboringtweets]

Pizza tastes the same everywhere. There is no difference between NYC pizza and Arizona pizza and the pizza in Italy tastes like the pizza here.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Is it just me, or is it kind of weird that people almost universally believe humans are and will continue to get dumber as technology advances, but anytime they talk about aliens they always have super advanced technology and are still somehow extraordinarily intelligent?

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

The fact that there are actually people in the Netherlands who thought they could compete with America in anything is hilarious.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

This is the best day of my life.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

It’s happening...

[Jeff Moore @jeffmoorenc]

I’m honored to have the endorsement of Senator @RandPaul in the race for #NC03! https://t.co/fQJOzMSzBo

I’m proud to #StandWithRand and am humbled that he has decided to stand with me in this race. #NCPOL

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Boom.

[Jeff Moore @jeffmoorenc]

I’m honored to have the endorsement of Senator @RandPaul in the race for #NC03! https://t.co/fQJOzMSzBo

I’m proud to #StandWithRand and am humbled that he has decided to stand with me in this race. #NCPOL

[Jeff Moore @jeffmoorenc]

Earlier today, with Ashley and our two daughters by my side, I officially filed as a candidate for the United States Congress.

The people of #NC03 deserve a principled and unwavering advocate fighting on their behalf in Washington. #NCPOL

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Sit down.

You pooped your pants.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Liberal sports writer @KFCBarstool is trying to defame me over lies, but let's not forget this progressive hero cheated on his pregnant wife. Leftists are hypocrites that don't care about women and treat them like garbage. This is real toxic masculinity.
https://t.co/m2O0xE7pEY

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

I can’t believe Pablo Escobar’s brother would sully his brother’s good name by engaging in such nonsense.

Pablo must be rolling over in his grave.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Pablo Escobar's Bro Raising $50 Million to Impeach Pres. Trump https://t.co/nrWmIF80Tq

[This American Gripe @AmericanGripe]

Does “Die Hard” count as a Christmas movie??

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

This perfectly encapsulates why I asked @sonnyjoynelson to do this podcast with me.

Just incredible.

[This American Gripe @AmericanGripe]

Another sneak peak at episode one of This American Gripe!

Dropping soon on iTunes.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

That was the most ridiculous call in the history of football.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Cam Newton couldn’t make that throw Baker Mayfield just nailed if he sold his soul to the devil.

Baker is just throwing darts.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Not good.

Not good at all.

[First In Freedom Dispatch @FIFDispatch]

President Trump is reportedly preparing to sign an anti-gun rights bill.

This is a ban 85% of Americans oppose, and even the Obama administration concluded is NOT subject to federal regulations. https://t.co/KIRDg6BC6Z

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

That’s after the NFL was caught not giving anything back to the military for years.

They also still charge the Department of Defense far more they they send them for fly overs, tickets for military personnel, etc. https://t.co/K5X7ZzfoVe

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The NFL says it donates all its proceeds from Salute to Service sales and gives the money to its military partners. For its part, Nike says it offers discounts to military members and their families on their website.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

If I would’ve known this was the case, I could’ve been accepted to any university in the country and probably get a shit ton of scholarships.

Day late and a dollar short, I guess.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

So, according to the media, now any white person who finds out they’re 1/1024th any minority can use that info to call themselves a minority in order to secure a professorship at Harvard and become a U.S. Senator?

WHAT A WORLD!

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof. https://t.co/OE3nP790in

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

True story.

[Spencer Hardison @SpencerHardison]

Need more of this.

[Cowboys on SI @CowboysSI]

Women Who Falsely Accused Sacred Heat Football Players Of Rape Gets 1-Year Sentence https://t.co/ZeOEg95LMR