Memoirs of a Michael

Literature Connoisseur • Fleetwood Mac Fanatic • Educator • Apparent Poet • Shakespearean • Hoarder of Shoes • Tequila Aficionado • Icon • Fans include Yoko Ono

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

Someone who’s built a career off of fooling sad lonely desperate men into thinking they have a chance has joined forces with Bonnie Blue

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Could all the Joneses please slow down and let David Moyes keep up

[DaddyNeedsCoffee 🇺🇦 🚴‍♂️ 🎨 🇪🇺 @DaddyCoffee73]

Heading out shortly “harvesting flags”… please share locations in northwest, M6/M55 area, and I’ll clean them up. Check eBay and Facebook Marketplace tomorrow if you’re interested in buying flags 😊

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

From a resident who lives near the Bell Hotel, Epping. (Taken from r/Essex)

[Memoirs of a Michael @spendelow]

@SushiiSas Just… how? 🤨

[Memoirs of a Michael @spendelow]

@nicolelampert @BallouxFrancois Paul Heaton released a song in 2015 which opens with the line “Fuck the king and fuck the queen with an AK-47.” He’s played it at every single show since.

Nobody batted an eye.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

OMG this is the best ever speaking James O'Brien ever made. He says what happens in Gaza is 17,000,000 times worse than what happened in Glastonbury

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We are in the second part of this.

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

One day, many years from now, a future Labour grandee will give a Gordon Brown-style speech listing everything the government achieved.

That list is already being written.

It’s time to start saying it – and saying it loudly.

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

Did we have any fuss in 2023?

[Memoirs of a Michael @spendelow]

I hope the irony isn’t lost that the biggest dick in these women’s spaces is you.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Either you think lesbians should be allowed to exclude heterosexual men from their meetings, or you are a homophobe who thinks the desires of fetishistic straight male cross-dressers trump the rights of same-sex attracted women. There is no third option.

[Memoirs of a Michael @spendelow]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Good lord.

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Labour were in charge weeks….
The guy was referred 3 times under the Tory watch

This is how dumb reform voters are

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Jeremy Clarkson's views on those who strike/protest due to money.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

me every day for the next 4 years:

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Jason Karsh @jkarsh]

Two of the most qualified women in the country ran for president against an unqualified, racist game show host who had a history of committing fraud and sexual abuse. And the country was basically split 50-50. That should tell us some things.