Samantha™

Shambles (def./ ˈSHambəlz) : Samantha Penning

[The University Star @UniversityStar]

The family of missing #TXST student Jason Landry, 21, is requesting help from the community to spread the attached Missing Person flyer. Anyone with information about Jason's whereabouts or disappearance is asked to contact the Caldwell County Sheriff's Office at [phone].

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

@pbwithjilly *plays song* “IS THIS THE DAMN DIXIE CHICKS?”

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

There are some who are already thinking about after the epidemic, and all the problems that will arise regarding poverty, work, hunger. Let us #PrayTogether for all the people who are helping today, but who are also thinking about how to help all of us tomorrow.

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

@1aurenjones @ashleengonzales Distance makes the heart grow fonder? 😭💕

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

Today the CEO of my company was ecstatic to discover how to use emojis in the Outlook app.

Windows key + the "." for anyone looking to add an extra flair to your company communication

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

I recently got a standing desk at work and now I feel like the real slim shady hehe #jokes

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

My boss is now embarrassed that she hired me but COFFEE MAKING WASNT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION. If you are struggling today I hope my #shambly tale makes you smile, #corperate life is going well:)

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

Sambles vs. the Coffee Machine: A Thread...

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

With pressure rising and a client in need of a beverage, I set what little was left of my pride aside and told him I wasn't sure how to use it... I had to awkwardly get my coworker to help me to which he ultimately said, "actually I'm okay"

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

@ashleengonzales The accuracy

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@ashleengonzales @pbwithjilly Lol like you need to ask

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

@chloemcguire_ @MattieJeter I relate to this so much... glad to know I'm not the only one and that the shambles are being continued:)

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

Just dropping in to say that I legitimately caught the toaster on fire at work today. It was extinguished with damage only to my pride. Thankfully the only witness was an intern who is sworn to secrecy in exchange for an impressive letter of rec. #Thriving #CorperateShambles

[Samantha™ @spenning96]

I love it when I try to tell a joke at work and no one responds!! #killingit

[Texas State Football @TXSTATEFOOTBALL]

Sleep well because tomorrow it begins...

#TEAM #EatEmUp