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philly sports and other things that similarly cause melancholy, me/he/him

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@mojofrompitt lil Kirk was your hero? wooooof brother, I’d say do some soul searching but you’d need one first (ps eat shit Pitt)

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buddy it’s not a smart/cool/funny move to threaten people when all of your shit is publicly accessible — lookin not tough at all bubs

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists. And neither did this melodramatic editorial in the Cornell student newspaper

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@tdubbzholla the MOHAWK?!?!??? hell yeah!!!

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@FinziKantini @mtracey so you take his claim to “name and shame” to be what, exactly? seriously just go take a walk and think about what you’re arguing for then maybe just call it a day, pal

[Spen @spennyard]

@FinziKantini @mtracey not in violation of, finzi.. just not understanding how it works in relation to his claim that the victim doxxed the accusers. it’s okay if you guys can’t read or use critical thinking — i’m not here to be your tutor, though

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methinks they all struggle with some sort of yet undiscovered disability that ails them

[Always Adblock @alwaysadblock]

@spennyard Sports team in bio

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@_ZB_22 where we headed, pal? comin down into my country?

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nobody is talking about brockman’s signature and it’s bothering me

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Misspelling the name of your own country in a document about super intelligence is an impressive feat.

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buddy you don’t have the intellectual capacity for the conversation, just go back to jingling keys in front of your face for the day

[humpety @humpety1]

@spennyard Thanks, hoss! Now, who was "threatened" in this instance?

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@LivingBlueTX @DelargeExtra really happy to be closer to them than whatever the fuck ya’ll are. hope you understand your insignificance sooner than later and deal with that.

be gone, ya’ll.

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@LivingBlueTX @DelargeExtra here buddy.. y’all* — did that quiet the racing heartbeat for ya? now head on back to whatever hole you call home

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@LivingBlueTX @DelargeExtra awww so you aren’t just unloved, you’re also a little slow?

[Spen @spennyard]

@LivingBlueTX @DelargeExtra oh bless your heart

[Spen @spennyard]

@LivingBlueTX @DelargeExtra wouldn’t think a true Texan would need an explanation on that specific contraction … things that make ya go 🤔

[Spen @spennyard]

@humpety1 yeah, dawg! and through reading you can discover other, even LONGER words!

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@Slater__AC not the suburbs, pal.. rural farmland. be happy to hang some time, drop a line!

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it’s wild how some people will say you write well and use that as an insult, like buddy I’m sorry you didn’t pass English class

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okay that was fun but i got no more time for those losers.. imma go chop some trees and fight a dragon

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while you’re here though, any soaps you can recommend for moisturizing a bald head? i get a bunch of sun but trying to use more sunscreen thanks in advance

[Dissident Soaps @DissidentSoaps]

@spennyard @mtracey They aren’t requesting further criminal investigation.

[Spen @spennyard]

@DissidentSoaps @mtracey ongoing criminal investigations aren’t immediately part of public record and re-opening of an investigation doesn’t NEED civil intervention to initiate but go off

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@MayorPeteFan5 @mtracey Tracey* again, you just gotta use your noggin a little