Chris.

@ChelseaFC 💙

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Mod @CFCMods]

18 WORLD CUP GOALS, I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Kuna jamaa nimekuwa nikiskiza for the past 5 minutes hapa kwa local, then barmaid anakuja kunishow ni mwendawazimu (he doesn't look like one) sasa siyuko sure if this guy has unlocked a whole new level of consciousness ama mimi pia ni wazimu because I thought he was making sense

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Oris smokers hudhani lung cancer yao itakuja na thong ya Shensea😂😂🚮

[Shambi🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @KOngoma53982]

Hairline inachezea defence mamae 😂

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Tuko hapa Equity bank customer care na kuna mkisii anaulizwa kwa nini ali laminate ATM card😂😂

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Tumejaribu madawa zote zimekataa, labda mumpeleke kwa Owuor aombewe."

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Mum naendelea fitty pia huku campus"...😂😂😭

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Huyu wangu ameniomba za nywele kumshow foreman hajaweka bado akaniuliza ama atumie zake nimrudishie nikilipwa🚮

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Niwashie hotspot tuulize chatgpt hizi symptoms zako"...😂

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Lionel. Andrés. Messi. Cuccittini.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

How village people see an iPhone in your pocket

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Babako akiona ukiwekelewa mimba na maid na anajua ni yake

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Some people fry eggs,some boil but i wanna fertilize yours😍❤️

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

"room yangu ni ndogo lakini unaeza kuja tufinyane"

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Bado umelala na uko na meno mingi kuliko Mpesa balance 😂🙄

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Enda tu uniwachie kifuli, bado naona hii replay ya World Cup, ntalock nikitoka"

[Man_Steve💲 @MuuoStephe94839]

Kijana huwezi Tumia SHA kutibu kaswende labda cash 💀😂