Jamir Spenser Thompson

Writer (professionally), advocate of cats, soulful absurdist, son of jazz pianist and cult composer/arranger (

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

This exists. Bottle has see through tear shape. Irish.

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Breaking: Bloomberg has bought #AmericanSamoa and has declared himself emporer. Citizens will be assigned a free stock terminal. #mlis

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

for-profit university parody video https://t.co/6I6pXmsAGx

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Stay away from my family! https://t.co/4uxZbMBy9z @andrewcasertano #roast

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

All face tattoos say "unemployable" if you look hard enough.

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Sure glass works but wars and funding kill information too. Better put them where nobody can get at them. #mlis #libraries https://t.co/5Ie2uPzTP0

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Need Caruso to get some energy out there? #lakers

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

@elizaskinner Deal breaker clothes are Jean skirts . My future wife wore them as a test to see if I really loved her. They were discarded. Reading my mind on this scored points.

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

@scharpling best wireless stand alone headphones are JBuds Air. Sound second to bose but can have two bluetooth logins going at once and double click to google asst. #jocksqad @JLab

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My digestive system after I drink cold brew

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

This is the greatest eye witness EVER

[mark normand @marknorm]

I love the scent of a newborn baby, it has that right out the box smell.

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

A sense of collective victimization leads to fascism and importantly gives permission to an always simmering beast. #TrumpsTerrorists

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Trumpeting borders race and so on IS the shameful virtue signaling of the right... #TrumpsTerrorists

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

A sense of collective victimization has led to fascism in the past and now #thecurrentocccupierofthewhitehouse

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Ironic to me that a high school Spanish teacher said as an aside or life lesson: "civilization is a fragile thing" @harvardwestlake #politics #thecurtentoccupierofthewhitehouse

[Brexit is a Weapon 🇬🇧 @PhotoLawn]

Codplay #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

@marknorm could be the next Bill Burr. More, plz.

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

Is blues igloo a good band name: specifically smooth fusion jazz? #fot @jonwurster @scharpling

[Jamir Spenser Thompson @Spenser_Writes]

@scharpling C'mon Jerry seems like such a down ro earth nice guy haha

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

This frog absolutely knows it is called dumpy