Spenser®

•I Am The King To My Own Land•

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Guys I am literally on Cloud 9 right now. It’s a perfect time in my life for a fur baby! Everyone meet Olive!!!

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Don’t lean too much on @USPS because they are as helpful as a sack of rocks.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Hey @USPS I have tried changing my address 5 times now and keep running into issues. WTF is wrong with your website?

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Hey @USAA you guys are literally terrible. Just wanted to let you know.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

If you say you’re gonna be somewhere or pick something up at or by a certain time. I expect you to be there.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Y’all can judge me. But I absolutely love getting stoned and just looking at all of my plants!

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

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[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

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[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

I don’t know if anyone else feels like this. But do you ever feel like you are just so behind on life? Feeling like you are just watching everyone else live their life from the side lines and are peoples cheerleaders?

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Check out Janae's video! #TikTok https://t.co/FPlyEggx7P

But yet Drag Queens are the problem..?

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

Ok has anyone signed up and using the Threads app? I’m very curious on it.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

@PatchouliTwat Just makes me want to move to the mountains and live off the grid.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

@PatchouliTwat Like can’t I get like 5 mins where I can just have actual peace?

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

I can’t wait for the day that I wake up and don’t have instant anxiety..

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

I really don’t understand how people make adulting work. I have been depressed and stressed for years..

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

@RileyCountyPD Ernie Barrett… such a wonderful guy!

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

@PatchouliTwat Omg thank you!

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

I really wanna be like Dexter but for people who hurt animals. If that makes sense.

[Spenser® @Spenserallen01]

This kid would be in the hospital if I was the teacher.
This kids parents must be so proud… smh.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What’s your minimum pay for dealing with this 🧐