Mike Douglas

I look at political pages for the same reason why people go to the zoo
Counterculture believer and enthusiast, LG(B)TQ🏳️‍🌈, I belong to no party they all suck

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@Baggioup “gods gonna handle you” oooo an invisible man in the sky who definitely exists I’m so scared shiver me timbers

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@charliekirk11 Guess who got named on Epsteins list, bozo??

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@patriottakes Trump is a 77 year old out of shape man I seriously doubt he could run like at all. Jog? Maybe..

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@TheRightCant When I’m in a dick eating competition and my opponent is Elon fanboys:

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@TheRightCant Fellas, is it cultural appropriation to drive a car?

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@Dexerto Elon Musk playing GTA 5:

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@SeshYeshua @patriottakes quit being so sensitive snowflake

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@charliekirk11 ahem

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@ianmiles

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@charliekirk11 @ASU “oh no witchcraft!!! 😱😱 defund this evil school” you’re such a pussy lol

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@patriottakes Donald Trump and a cult leader walk into a restaurant. The hostess says “table for one?”

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@ThisIsKyleR @JoJoFromJerz “Pwease don’t use the f word at me I’m just a wittwe boy 🥺 why is the weft so mean to me”

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@TheSouthGAJohn @itsJeffTiedrich Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein raped multiple girls aged 11-13 at a party in 1994

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@musicstruggles1 Johnny Ramone and Johnny Rotten be like

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@patriottakes That’s not how it works legally. The president can’t do that. Once you’re voted president, you’re president and will always be recognized as a former president after your term(s)

Doesn’t surprise me that they’re this stupid I mean they’re the ones pushing home schooling…

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@PoliticsLs You know what else would be free entertainment? telling your Trump obsessed uncle to take off his hat at the dinner table

watch the fireworks fly

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@SpeakerJohnson George Washington also said there shouldn’t be more than 1 political party and look how that turned out..

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@charliekirk11 For people that call themselves “patriots” all you do is whine and bitch about everything and make up fake scenarios to justify what you’re whining about