J Spero

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@FrontRowBrian @nypost What have the brewers ever won? A World Series? Nope. A pennant? Try again.

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@GovSherrillNJ @NJTRANSIT You have us pay $10 a ticket to ride in vomit and a used pear of underwear? Seriously, where’s the pride here? #NJTransit

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

FRIDAY NIGHT KNICKS YEAH BABY

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

The loneliest age in the world is 34.

Too old to be found at parties
Too young to be taken seriously about being tired.
Too broke to have figured it out.
Too far in to start over.

Just quietly drowning in a life that looked right on paper.

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

Vinny Pasquatino showing up to his parents wearing his Italy WBC jersey

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

Finally a good angle with the ump cam

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@Messiah111994 @spittinchiclets How’s this taste?

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@Outlook get your shit together

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@MVPtone Relevant. Again.

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@NoSleevesGaming

[NHL @NHL]

Matthew Schaefer:

- Scored his first overtime goal
- Is the youngest player in NHL history to score an overtime goal in the regular season
- Leads all defensemen in goals with seven

Seems good. 🤭

[NHL @NHL]

Matthew Schaefer:

5 goals and 10 points in 12 games
1st among defensemen in goals
T-1st among rookies in points

18 years old

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@NHL @IslesMSGN @NoSleevesGaming don’t hurt your hand punching the air my friend 🙃

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

“Yeah…don’t do Mardi Gras with someone you’ve only dated for a couple years” - heard on the desk

[Stefen Rosner @stefen_rosner]

#Isles Matthew Schaefer becomes the youngest player in #NHL history to record a point in each of his four career games.

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@exec_sum @litcapital

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@Topps

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@RangerApologist @SNY_Mets You live to comment on Mets tweets, that's adorable :)

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Breaking; Mets closing in on trade for Ryan Helsley

[J Spero @SperotheHero654]

@TrevTatum2 @SNY_Mets Exactly what I say when I see Volpe playing “defense” 😂😂😂