Mandla

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[Mandla @sphamie97]

It takes one to work in health to understand why you can never not do that pregnancy test.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Kuyacikozwa xa kuthiywa. Kuyenzeka umntana athiywe ngomthandazo. Umzekelo, “Nkosi siphe amandla ukuze sibaxolele abo basonayo”, umntana athiywe ngoBaxolele. Hopefully I am making sense.

[Mokone @Mosky_Mothapo]

Xhosa people will take a kid, brand new from the box, and name him "Simxolele". Nimxolela xa ebenenze ntoni umntana?

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Xa kusithiwa “maliphale” be ready for a round of SHOTS (double to triple) and NEVER say NO. It’s always been important to have your own drink/dash, you never know ukuba lizawuphala nini.

[Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥ @lulu_luwela]

When someone asks you for ishot, they mean the whole bottle, not shots. This includes jäger and tequila.
If they say “isavanna eziyi2”, they mean two carry packs not two bottles.
Make sure your glass is always full, even if it’s water, otherwise they’ll get you drunk.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Sela umamboyi izakwehla le nto uyivayo

[Sweet Thing🤍 @sativaloreee]

Bethuna zikhona iitherapists eDutywa?

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Khanya_Nolz1 Hayi! 😂😂😂 sufuna sithethe😭😭😭

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Why can’t y’all just leave queer people alone bro? Oko nithe gabhu in queer people’s business.

[Penuel The Black Pen @penuelist_]

Polygamy should be added to the LGBTQI+ spectrum.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Khanya_Nolz1 Please marn 😭😭😭

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Haibo! Intonjane? Mandithule 🥲

[TomorrowIsMystery @MbathaSime67703]

@Zimasabuhle The problem is that no one cares about Females kwaXhosa, Zulus do uMemulo for girl that is still pure, in Xhosa they do it for boys which sounds stupid, thats the difference, its not about PR its about the reward

[Mandla @sphamie97]

The confidence with which mere mortals appoint themselves gatekeepers of God is fascinating. Your religious conviction does not elevate you above Christianity, nor does it give you divine authority to decide who has a place in it. REST

[Michael Yaw Antwi @mikeautoplug]

LGBTQI has no place in Christianity. Let's stop normalising what God hates.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Wait! “I used to work with” nalajab ye50mil p.a. I am starting a rumour 🔥🔥🔥

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

True. There’s a bank I used to work with & their threshold for anything significant was R 50 mil p.a. It was nothing to them.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Khanya_Nolz1 @BNjalo_artist 😂😂😂

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Khanya_Nolz1 Uyacekisa😭😭😭

[Mandla @sphamie97]

The country is collapsing sikhona, asiqashwanga, sifundile (and we still push to get certifications and more qualifications to stand out) yet people think babies will save this country. Maliwe bro! QHOBOSHANI ladies, ndifuna sihambe ngo1 birth a year.

[lalalalala Elmo’s world @snezuluh]

People are worried about the potential collapse of a country , let it collapse nkosiyam 😭

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Mathobelasbongs Back to peak twitter (toe to toe) 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭

[Mandla @sphamie97]

@Ongavinjelwa To us with 2 followers 😭😭😭🥂🥂🥂

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Asoze sisendimangeni apha 😂😂😂

[Red Bull South Africa 🇿🇦 @RedBullZA]

And vele, siphakathi because at the end of it all … kuzoprofita uAmila 🙂‍↕️

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Hay yirhatamrhoyi kadodorhoyi 😭😭😭. 😥😥😥

[eNCA @eNCA]

[BREAKING] Both grades of petrol are set to increase by R1,34 per litre. Diesel is set to increase by between R2,93 and R3,15. Tune in to #eNCA on #DStv403.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

Singayimoshi ngokucinga isikhakha/isikhaka siyafana nombhacho. Imibhaco iyarhaswa ubukhulu becala (with a modern element- hence obablue, maroon with irhasi). Isikhakha (On the right) asirhaswa kuyaphi, siyaqholwa ngabo bayaziyo for pigment (ukudipha isikhaka= to deep in pigment)

[Nomandla Bobo @nomandlabobo]

Culture in itself evolves. Xhosa attire has never been static bethuna, it has changed with generations, especially its materials and creativity.

[Mandla @sphamie97]

We love CUPCAKE (He is a sweet heart), BUFFALO (Ngutata lowo, firm and akahleki but ngutata marn) BUT RAMAPHOSA😭😭😭 yhooooo ha.a. Add Cyril to it😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵 kubeworse.

[The Non Biased One! @Magatsheni90722]

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