Scranton Reality Wanker

the s is for sucks (@shrinkrey • @sizeboxdev • snacks • socialisms) (@tapestrybeast's portable thembo) (b:@padmabhujaga) (i:@paleopanthera) (37🧓) (🔞•🚫🚔•🚫₿)

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

can't delete this account yet (it's the only form of contact I have with artists who owe years-late commissions). but musk breaking blocks is the last straw. if I ever have time to exist online again, it will be on bsky (assuming it doesn't go the way of cohost before then). rip

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@AP https://t.co/U2V3WQKXmK

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@edzitron yesterday I needed to add an email suffix to a few hundred usernames & didn't feel like figuring out the find-and-replace so thought what the hell, I'll try copilot. it froze for 5 minutes & finally put a single email suffix at the very end of the document

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@dimension20show This looks rad, but please put a photosensitivity warning on the trailer, the flickering seems to be particularly rough for epilepsy

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@broderick kind of beside the point, but The Lottery was part of my state's 11th grade English curriculum circa 2003. high school is probably where a lot of people quit reading The Classics, but that still leaves a lot of consistent, common reference points for writers to play with

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@PanasonicDX4500

[Reevie @reevierat]

he was doing stuff to buildings in vr

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@tastiestofnoms @taste_of_tbone I disliked jackfruit when I tried it as a pulled pork substitute (the harder "hulls" can be very distracting) but everything I've tried from jack & annies is processed somehow to eliminate that problem. their shaved steak makes for a solid meatless cheesesteak too

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@AnimeSerbia get on a loading dose of Wellbutrin & play Pikmin just long enough to grasp the tranquil art of Dandori (段取り)

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@tehknuxlight Hi there. I commissioned you for 2 icons in December 2018, and you haven't responded to any of my DMs requesting an update since then. Please respond and refund the $35 I paid you for the commission that you did not deliver.

[OutcastDiamondDazzel💎 @OCDiamondDazzel]

💖Art by me💖 Christmas chu ych for https://t.co/wZuHgmPzU4 & https://t.co/zYNPxTJQ94 💖
Chu~ merry Christmas little one🎄 🎁

[OutcastDiamondDazzel💎 @OCDiamondDazzel]

💖Art by me💖Commission YCH for https://t.co/wZuHgmPzU4 & https://t.co/zYNPxTJQ94 💖
To the happy anniversary couple, :flowers for my darling!💖

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@Liv_Agar liv aga

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@isaiah_bb

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@mrjeffknox @Villgecrazylady looks like they painted reflections for almost every structure *except* the twin towers. whoops!

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@poisonjr for what it's worth, your Posting is so powerful it's convinced me not to give up the ghost once or twice

[Scranton Reality Wanker @sphrog]

@LeafyBush7