sophie torgerson

twitter is the best social media

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my kidney watching me open another soda

[g @34rths]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I’d like to know

[grandfatty @yeaheyesuppose]

i regret joining this class so bad..

[kit! ꒰^. .^꒱Ⳋ @c0fflnchange]

fart has endorsed butt

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This was in Iowa. Biblical.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I can tell when your photo dump has a republican undertone

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

he gets it

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

It probably feels so good to push someone off their bike

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[explaining the summer i turned pretty] so one brother is abercrombie and the other brother is hollister

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[helena riley @freshhel]

Getting mic’d up ted talk style to explain trisha paytas to my boyfriend

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ughhh i soft launched my boyfriend too softly and now everyone thinks we’re cousins

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[helena riley @freshhel]

Oh this is such a funny restaurant menu im laughing so hard at the weird names. not………

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

I’ve recently changed my opinion about Clarence Thomas going on expeditions with billionaires