Mrs. S.

full o' vim and vigor!
now with more pep!

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

Anybody know this douche nozzle?

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

You may think I'm making a steak, but your wrong.
IT'S A SUGAR COOKIE THAT LOOKS LIKE A STEAK.
Happy… http://t.co/kH4c0rtx33

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

It's not a cult. http://t.co/v1su8Z2p1T

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

Hey @starbucks ! I love spending $5 on a green tea latte so I can be handed a half cup of foam!

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

How come you never look as good in pictures that people take of you as you do in your mirror?

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

@spicercakes #whitepeopleproblems

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

Leave it to some bitchbag to order a secret recipe complicated drink when Starbucks has the world's longest line and 3 people working

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

I really wish people would figure out how a four way stop works. It's really not that fucking hard.

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

I always hope that change will come from tragedy and then I realize that nobody really wants any kind of reform. They want to twerk on vine.

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

I just had some super oniony pad thai, and I swear my breath is so bad that I can see it every time I exhale.

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

#FergusonDecision http://t.co/J7bAy6F5dd

[Jordan D. White @cracksh0t]

Regardless of whether you think it really WAS a crime...there should have been a trial to have it out. Should have indicted.

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

Fancy Swears, Pittsburgh slang edition http://t.co/NQsTc65WNG

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

Here's the first in my "Fancy Swears" series. I'm calling it "fuck". http://t.co/8QoYv162hM

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

@g4barry because she was a jerk that made sure you always used werds and phrases correctly. And You got black eyes and tears if you didn't

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

@g4barry Apparently you can use both. I ADMIT DEFEAT. When you grow up with english teacher mom you get a bit holier-than-thou with grammar

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

@g4barry because the term is "deep SEED ed"

[Mrs. S. @spicercakes]

@g4barry you're being ironic, right? I'm feeling a little think today