Eric

Reports of my demise were… premature. Ohio State.

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

Don’t talk shit to me about my school on behalf of schools you didn’t go to.

[Eric @SpiceTurner]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 23

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

the internal candidate waiting for you to finish your 6th interview

[Eric @SpiceTurner]

@CultureCrave @EW I mean they set the bar extremely low

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The good news is you scored a goal

The bad news is you hopped the barrier, fell into a tunnel, and the goal was called back

[Eric @SpiceTurner]

@UnderdogNFL Can’t wait for him to play the last 4 games with the Browns this year

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a
little guy and there's always another
little guy with you and sometimes you
beat the shit out of each other

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’ll give that attempt a 9.5. He faulted by making eye contact. Never make eye contact.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re wondering “is this weird to pack?” just remember that enough people travel with live lobsters that it had to be added to our website.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Sending emails at work? Like the thing Epstein did?

[ℒ ꫂ ၴႅၴ @luluxdoll]

The Texas Roadhouse waiter when I ask for another basket of the rolls and honey cinnamon butter https://t.co/50ceVxArgu

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Women: "Men don't have regrets, they forget everything in seconds."

Men looking back at their past mistakes from 7 years ago

[joey @joboduj]

sorry bro i cant make it i've got naptime with my cat at 4:00 pm sharp

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the greatest ESPN commercial ever made was Steve Irwin wrestling an alligator that casually walked out of the elevator

[Eric @SpiceTurner]

@NHL94Podcast Shawn Hunwick forever

[Freddy Doubles @freddydoubles]

I’m gonna start treating my 18 handicap friends like that rules official treated Scottie.

“Nah man don’t even look for it. It’s actually better if you don’t find it. You get free relief. Yeah wherever you want man. Put it on the green. Good birdie.”

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Didn’t play good golf today so I’m punishing myself with nosebleeds in my own apartment

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Sneaking into The Odyssey with 28 of my friends by cramming into a giant wooden horse and leaving it outside an IMAX with a note saying it’s a gift.

[Tour Swings Tommy @TourSwingsTommy]

How your driver looks at you when there’s OB left, water right, and you’re playing like shit.