professional pirate lady

band enthusiast & ocean dweller

[professional pirate lady @spicey_brycee]

flo p 💕

[neora @wwneora]

just fucking text me there’s no way you don’t miss me holy shit

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i lied, i get jealous and i hope anyone
who flirts with you explodes

[aly @worstfilipina]

tiny little hearts generate above my head when i think about u

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

if i had a tail it would wag when i see you

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m hilarious and my heart is so full of light and love im so fucking sorry

[tasman @lildorothy_]

you crossed the line but that's ok i drew another one. i love you.

[xanax (short for xan) @G59_Xan]

you don’t have to match my freak, you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“you’re insane” i prefer passionate

[k @meowerser]

nice tits i mean tweets

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(flirting) we’re a match made in hell

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

they made hello kitty into algae 😭

[professional pirate lady @spicey_brycee]

really thought he was talking about love island for a sec

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

"i was chocking back violent sobs for so long at the end, the air steward had to check in on me twice" he's so 😭

[Sabrina 🖤🌙 @SEchouafni]

no I don't have "astigmatism" I can just see the halos of the angels that live in car headlights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[professional pirate lady @spicey_brycee]

something about an iced dirty chai….

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

happy birthday jurassic park thank you for giving us one of the hardest shots in cinematic history

[professional pirate lady @spicey_brycee]

in one of my last dreams a resurrected demented squirrel was hunting me…he was wearing all leather