Dank Williams Sr.

I’m a real idiot

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

You know what? Fuck it. Just put lead back in the gasoline. Nothing matters anymore.

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

@DrMilesReed brother

[Emile Hirsch @EmileHirsch]

Speed Racer limited Theatrical re-release in April and new 4K dropping 5/19

I'm genuinely excited to see the film again on IMAX

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

Body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody of Christ.

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

If you’ve been trying to get ahold of me recently and I haven’t been responsive I just wanted y’all to know that my phone never leaves my sight, it’s your fault, and you should take it personally.

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

If a guy with thin facial hair has a twisty mustache 🚩

If a guy with enough facial hair has a twisty mustache 🚩🚩

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

@Chilis When the fuck are y’all gonna quit playing games and bring back the original crispers?

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

Why in the fuck would I ever allow myself to see this ad?

[The X Subscription @Subscriptions]

Have the best experience on X.

[saint clair :3 @pisceansonnet]

lmfaaaooo

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

@elonmusk Also my friend said ur gay. Big if true.

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

@elonmusk Everyone still calls it twitter.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

“Buddy” is the most condescending word in dude culture

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

Whatever dude. My heart is hard as fuck.

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

Labels are for soup cans u guys

[Dank Williams Sr. @spicyboner69]

Omg guys. What if we had two halloweens?

What if we did that?

Two halloweens. Not just one.