New York is so avant-garde
stranger: what are your PGP’s
me: pre game poos? sorry i played basketball and PGP’s were my ritual
stranger: no. Preferred Gender Pronouns
me: OH. “She, her, hers.” But when I’m hungover, “it or that.”
stranger: you are not an object.
me: im sorry.
When I was in first grade, my mom broke nuns out of a convent and brought them to my school to like, have her own show and tell. For some reason everyone thought it was so cool. She called me last night to give me an update on the nuns:
@c8linwright @megstalter I’ll CHOMP on that COMP. House mother, i am dumb it’s true. My name is spicybutt. BUTT it’s be grand to see you and I’ll do anything love u ma 😭🙏🏼♥️
@AriAster hi. we’re outside the lincoln center amphitheater and were a few people from getting in and anyway we’d really like to see you talk because we appreciate you v much. so can you let us in? or can we get coffee? i understand this is a long shot. lol. thank you.