Amanda

little brown person with a hidden agenda

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

New York is so avant-garde
stranger: what are your PGP’s
me: pre game poos? sorry i played basketball and PGP’s were my ritual
stranger: no. Preferred Gender Pronouns
me: OH. “She, her, hers.” But when I’m hungover, “it or that.”
stranger: you are not an object.
me: im sorry.

[👑 @misspiggyesq]

Oh also @spicybutt99

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

after such a weird week, here’s a a wee bit of happiness ♥️

[peter’s golf cart @petersgolfcart]

this is now a Bennett stan account
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

Trump: I am the least racist person in this room.

This is exaggerated.

#2020Debates

[Amanda Mazzone @AmandaFrMazzone]

Moderator: “Vice President Biden would you like to respond?”

Biden: “No.”

#Debates2020

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

i think we need to have Nickelodeon moderate a debate and slime the debators whenever they deviate from the question at hand #VicePresidentialDebate

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

IM SPEAKING

Shut up, Pence.

#vicepresidentialdebate #bidenharris2020

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

I'm watching #TheTimeIsNow: Race and Resolution, a special discussion about systemic racism and the path forward, hosted by @carloswatson, @OZY, @AENetworks and @NAACP. Tune in TONIGHT at 8pm ET/PT on @HISTORY, @AETV and @lifetimetv.

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

back in nyc! uber driver got us in a crash! good to be back!

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

When I was in first grade, my mom broke nuns out of a convent and brought them to my school to like, have her own show and tell. For some reason everyone thought it was so cool. She called me last night to give me an update on the nuns:

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

@megstalter @c8linwright MEG STALTER YOU ANGEL YOU

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

@c8linwright @megstalter lol i also dont know how to use twitter butt THIS is worth fighting for

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

ILL CHOMP ON THAT COMP i ammmm dumb please forgive would love to see u tn 😭🙏🏼♥️

[👑 @misspiggyesq]

@megstalter PLS I AM A HUGE STAN and also already bought a ticket but my beautiful but dumb friend forgot to complete checkout help her @spicybutt99

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

@c8linwright @megstalter I’ll CHOMP on that COMP. House mother, i am dumb it’s true. My name is spicybutt. BUTT it’s be grand to see you and I’ll do anything love u ma 😭🙏🏼♥️

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

The Lost Colony of Roanoke. I wake up in night sweats thinking of them. Where did they go?

[Amanda @spicybutt99]

Same! HehHoH <— catch the reference and I’ll buy YOU a coffee @AriAster

[👑 @misspiggyesq]

@AriAster hi. we’re outside the lincoln center amphitheater and were a few people from getting in and anyway we’d really like to see you talk because we appreciate you v much. so can you let us in? or can we get coffee? i understand this is a long shot. lol. thank you.