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hot girl on the outside buster bluth on the inside

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Dear Twitter void: I decided to kinda sorta sell some of my doodles https://t.co/EGqRHji2bt

P.S. I am indeed sticking to my day job

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@80hdprincess Welcoming this with open arms

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my Capricorn Venus proves I would’ve been the perfect lover for Kurt Cobain

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Coke is a girl drug bc why do u as a man wanna stay up all night sharing secrets??

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found out my bfs first phrase was “help me” my nervous lil guy

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tempura is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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billionaires who don’t know the price of grocery produce

🤝

me not knowing the price of grocery produce bc it’s too expensive anyway

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@TayTayArbour If you’re not giving yourself tinnitus each time you’re doing it wrong

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They asked me to leave.

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asking the dealer at the casino if saying oceans 11 has the same impact as saying bomb at an airport

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@80hdprincess It’s a high you simply can’t get anywhere else

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Me after eating half a jar of pickled jalapeños:

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@80hdprincess This is poetic

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@80hdprincess Wait what I can’t cope with this news

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Sarah McLachlan is my mom’s Lana Del Rey

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I haven’t taken a deep breath since 2008

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Elon Musk shadow-banned my father and that’s why I haven’t seen him for 25 yrs :/

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@KimJager14 I love it too it’s my dirty lil secret. creeping around at night to the fridge and gettin a sneaky lil triangle out ooweee

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Nothing and I mean NOTHING stresses me out more than the Cars franchise. I don’t understand the world, everything would have to be so much bigger to cater towards cars. Also is gas their food? Is diesel a vegan option? I hate it. It’s too complicated. I’m cold and sweaty now.

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is matcha just green tea keef?

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I just saw a picture of squidward and my appetite is fucking ruined