Nate Rowley

screw it all to heck

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

I think my fav part about my autographed photograph of a hotdog is how @drewisgooden doesn’t know how to write in cursive so every letter is clearly separate ❤️

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

@JoeBiden I love you

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

if dennis the menace got sent to guantanamo bay, I would not protest

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

popeyes is kinda ass :/

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

hey @Apple in addition to the like function in imessage could you add a “you got it” or “for sure” function

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

there IS such a thing as a perfect song and it’s semi-charmed life by third eye blind

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

apple chat support always being way sweet for no reason 🥲

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

@elonmusk hahahahhahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

I just told a goth joke to an american idol contestant and I don’t think he got it

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

can’t chill tonight bro I gotta pop a vanse and farm coins in simpson’s hit and run

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

you know what, I think we actually have enough musicals

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

I put my socks on before my pants bc I don’t like conflict

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

marvel vs star wars will inevitably happen

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

oh shit is it happening

34 counts hahaha shit

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

will I ever cut a bagel perfectly in half?

spoiler alert: no I fucking wont

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

shea lebouf was cgi the whole time

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

@oddlyuniqu3 make rabbit lemonade

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

@classyNathan can I have your username? trying to consolidate my accounts, I’ll pay! dm me :)

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

I miss the overpriced inflight catalogs :( bring them back

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

i’d like to thank autocorrect fro always picking the correct ducking word even if I spell it right

[Nate Rowley @spicynathan]

this baby on the subway just discovered that screaming is super funny