mauri 🐧

victim of the penguins hockey experience

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

🩷 threads 🩷

[Stallion Stats @MegansStats]

Megan Thee Stallion via IG!

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

cuz straight love isn’t love #sorry

[ֶָ֢ ׄ ۪ 𔘓 𝙺𝚊𝚢 . ݁ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃 🪽🔆 @Kayffeine__]

Everyone says "love is love" until the fictional couple is not gay

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

serving the general public is like a saw trap. it’s always their first time on earth. and it’s fine if they’re stupid and nice about it but a lot of people are stupid and RUDE

[John Pork's Shady AF Comebacks @r1ckg0d]

16 yr olds getting a retail job thinking the customers will be reasonable

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

ok ☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️

[nan @angelflesh3]

i hate when ppl use “😭” constantly pls be creative

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

i continued business as usual cuz i’m a bad person

[butchson williams @81h24]

30 minutes before the disaster

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

now who tf is voting for sid 😭

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Full voting table for the Lady Byng Trophy, won by #Habs forward Cole Caufield. As voted by the PHWA. #NHLAwards

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

they’re not even unnecessary sex scenes. sex is Very important to their relationship and the scenes show where their relationship is at

[a @cherryshcney]

the way people talk about the sex in heated rivalry will forever irk me, just because a show has sex in it doesn’t make it less of a show, it’s used as a plot device & the sex scenes were done incredibly well in my opinion

[Madeleine @maddygrahaml]

EVGENI MALKIN SNUBBED

[r @ivy_undrunk]

for pride month i’d like to have a girlfriend

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

big fan of this polycule

[NHL @NHL]

Seth Jarvis' buddies showed up to Game 2 in some incredible "DIY" #StanleyCup playoff jackets 😂

🇺🇸: ABC
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

first time i’ve seen anyone play with the baseball together

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

tomodachi life thread

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

oh clawdeen’s genes didn’t even TRYYYY

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

yall don’t want the youtooz i PROMISE

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

youtooz…haven’t heard that name in years

[Hudson Williams Updates @hudsonwupdates]

“Heated Rivalry” x Youtooz collectible figures are coming June 9 at 3 PM ET. 🏒

🔗: https://t.co/0N3vabrnN3

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

@archerhenryfox oh that’s really not what i was expecting tbh

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

what town is this cuz do they not have other police officers? 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pennsylvania Mayor slams ‘Love Island USA’ contestant Sean Reifel for quitting his police job to be on the show:

“Our police department spent a lot of time training and we paid thousands of taxpayer dollars to send him to the police academy. We are disappointed he left as we now have another vacancy in our department that is impossible to fill until next year. I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.”

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

omfg stu is literally 5 minutes old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Throwback Thursday (NHL Combine edition) 📸

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

why is everyone saying this is from a video game…like guys this phrase predates that 😭

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

@lehollanovs why did they jump him???? i’m gonna cry