Zayla, not Tony Montana

My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

I’ve made duplicate payments to at least two people this week and I just need this week to end pls

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

I’m a very sociable woman when I want to be, but people always confuse my ability to converse and connect well, with compatibility and personal interest. Just because I talked to you at a party for 4 hours doesn’t mean I want your number lol… This was a one time thing, you’ll never see or hear from me again. Just appreciate the time we had and set me free.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

Tough times don't last but since January???

[c00kie$$ @c00kie_ly0n_]

not only am I funny, I have nice tits too

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

Motion is the new currency

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

Your lamba is too much

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

I use God beg you

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

My feet hurt sb fml

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

More often than we admit, the most consequential thing some environments steal from us is our imagination

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

Apparently I have to keep trying at this looking mean thing

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

Running with my locs out today, should be fun (and hopefully I look “dangerous” enough to make people stop trying to talk to me)

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

My body cannot believe what I’m doing to it

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

It acc does get better on a random Thursday lool

[Zayla, not Tony Montana @spicyopps]

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[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

I love working out. hitting the gym has literally become my favorite part of the day

[ohhthatsWinny @imbadder]

I don’t dwell in confusion I get the fuck on

[Sayo Thee Succulent @Simply_Sayo]

A lot of our parents aren’t respectable and that is why they care so much for respectability politics.
To mask and overcompensate for the fact that they are not deserving of the respect they demand x

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

boundary = I won’t date anyone who drinks

not a boundary = you’re dating me so you can’t drink anymore

see how that works?

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

I am very much a pet name person. Everybody is a baby. Everybody is a honey. Everybody is a darling. If it makes you feel warm and fuzzy, I’m happy to do that by proxy however special people get special names outside of that. It’s the old Southern lady in me.

[Òrìtsẹ́jòlómísàn @AkonuJolomi]

i fit show you five of my friends make you no know who i am

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

calling me after 10pm or before 9am is taking chances. there’s not a single thing i can do for you in between these times

[mish @_mishLLC]

My first time failing at anything ever was in uni and I basically had an ego death 😭