❌$tressed❌

insight on the crazy shit you don't get to hear about from normal humans. an inside look to a stripper's journey from regret to riches

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

Saying “I get pussy for free so I don’t want a dance, but you should come home with me anyways” is like going to McDonald’s and saying “I can make these for free and home, but I want a free meal anyways”

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

isn’t it sad that guys are more inclined to buy you a drink to get you drunk than to get you an Uber so you get home safe?

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

DATE NIGHT IDEAS 😍💖🥰

- go on a roadtrip to somewhere + go to a carnival
- buy something funny (but don’t tell them what it is) and ship it to each others house
- grab a book from the library for the other person + cuddle + read 📖
- go pet dogs together
- picnic on a rooftop

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

How to piss off a disrespectful customer : “every $20 “mixed” drink you’ve bought me so far has been water, dumb ass.”

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@MclarenSadie I fucking love that. And they deserve it every time 😂😈

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Y’ALL. so Saturday this dude got a whole bunch of dances from me at the club and eventually hit his withdrawal limit at the atm so he ended up venmo-ing me the rest. He just now snapchatted me asking for some of his money back !!!!!!!

Like naw playa, this is not Walmart. 😂😂😩

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@hayyhaleyy Those were the two I was thinking. And hustler maybe! I might see you there😍😘

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NEW ORLEANS!!!! Where are the money clubs at here? 😈

(also I’m not 21 yet if that makes a difference)

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@KellyClareBabi EXACTLY!

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@holythoter “I dipped into my savings for my nephew, that’s not nice” 💀💀💀😂😂😂 hell yeah he did! He knew what he was getting into lmao

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@ellie_boulder @hentaimasterart

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@CrystalEX4FUN80 @Caitlyn8787 They already transferred so we’re Gucci 😝☺️

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Anyone else experienced any clubs in Hawaii?

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This club I just worked at is trying to tell me that I have to work two week days every week if I want to work weekends. They also “allow” you one vacation per year. They also make you pay them to go into a private section.

(thread)

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So like if we are going to be playing it like this, you better be giving me premium healthcare, dental, AND vision insurance...

STAY AWAY FROM BALLARRINNAS IN HONOLULU

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

when you tell him you’re a dancer... typical under developed male brain

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@JacqTheStripper @50cent Yeah yeah from sandlot 🖕
Smoke purp 🖕
Post Malone 👍

[❌$tressed❌ @spicystripper]

@nowvicofficial @blazedxxbeauty Oh for real?? I’d love to know her name!! DM me? 😍🙌💕

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Anyone have any information about clubs in Austin, TX or close to there?? Any and all info is appreciated!!!! RT PLS 💕💕💕

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@nowvicofficial @blazedxxbeauty Hey awesome. Good to know thank you 🙌💕

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@ATXStripperElla hey love!! DM me if you get a chance please 💕☺️