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• Respiratory Therapist • 26 •

[🍓 @spicystrwbrryRT]

Babe if you wanna act funny I can act hilarious pls don’t try it

[🍓 @spicystrwbrryRT]

Someone tell me not to dye my hair red again.

[Dream for America @DreamAmerica_]

To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban:

[🍓 @spicystrwbrryRT]

The amount of times I’ve opened TikTok from muscle memory is criminal. I hate it here 😭

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

And yall love saying gentle parenting don’t work but this looks like an emotionally regulated child

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

TW
A lil somber reminder, sometimes you gotta drive for you and the 18 wheeler next to you. Be alert. If you're sleepy or have been drinking, please don't drive.

[🦂🇯🇲 @bobeaubreaux]

Yeahhhhhh she’s like 22. This is exactly why they want kids to be dumb now. The propaganda machine hasn’t work since 9/11.

[zae @itszaeok]

the worst part about cooking is that if the food is nasty.... your time was literally wasted, every dish you own is dirty, and you're still hungry like omg...

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

all of my siblings are “half” siblings, but i would never refer to them as such. that feels so degrading.

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Money does, indeed, bring happiness. Nothing’s more comforting than knowing everything is paid for, and being able to do or buy anything you want. Most problems we have can be solved with money. Most people don’t earn enough money to see the happiness it can bring though

[𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 • @ifheavenexists]

I’m so glad Miley Cyrus became a legend. I remember in middle school my math teacher was like “let’s see where she is in 10 years”, and here we are, 10 years later with Miley being a legend and my math teacher being in jail for sleeping with students. Bless.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I want to hug this man.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i wish it was less offensive to just straight up tell a friend ‘most of these problems you’ve been telling me about for weeks are obviously because you’re an active alcoholic’

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

damn these years really start coming and they don’t stop coming huh

[Moo Deng Clan 🦛 @vinabean]

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Any drug where you end up w/ a Black & Mild for a nose is definitely hard.