maya

sorry im late, i didn’t want to be here

[trish @ultragloss]

he might actually be the funniest man alive

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years of feminism

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

the original barbie vs oppenheimer and chris nolan still at the scene of the crime!!

[Jessie Goetzinger @southernsgothic]

can i say the same

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

I’m genuinely getting very worried that there are actually like a lot of people walking around drinking virgin jungle juice all day and it’s beginning to make me feel completely insane. Where did this start? Who is patient zero? Why is this happening?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[maya @spicyymaya]

@formulawhatever im honestly fascinated by ur brain at this point

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Page Six @PageSix]

'The Menu' star Anya Taylor-Joy has no interest in cooking: 'We have delivery' https://t.co/4agl1GLWJS

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[bec @benepla_]

every time a new stranger things season drops ppl r like "we all love blorpy, the beloved new character" and then a week later "how could they just kill blorpy like that" open your eyes

[maya @spicyymaya]

@corychaus pls thank u for your service my life is changed

[maya @spicyymaya]

@angeIenuh tag urself I’m the urge to move to Europe 🤧🤧🤧 I think about it once a day

[maya @spicyymaya]

@angeIenuh !!!! why are we all like this

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

fuck you

[Ross Miller 🍿🎬 @rosstmiller]

Thoughts going into 2022

[erika @Hey_Erika_]

I too, would ignore anyone who told me not to fall in love with Andrew Garfield

[Jenny Arimoto @jennyarimoto]

there have been 8 Spider-Man movies in my lifetime but only 2 mamma mias? that’s the patriarchy at work

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Succession got a crazy fan base for a show that’s basically 4 white guys and a PAWG running around crying about stocks