my coworkers told me they actually don’t mind how long I take in the bathroom! they said a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do! nothing but love for my team 👊
when I was a kid playing in the burger king playplace with a kid I just met, I went down the slide and he yelled at me to try to climb back up and when I did he peed down the slide and got pee all over me
When I was a kid I was at McDonald’s at the top of the slide with another kid. He said go go go! And pushed me down into the dark. When I got out of the slide he was somehow waiting for me at the bottom. I told my mom about it and she said I’m glad you made a friend honey