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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

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This is my pinned tweet

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Willem Dafoe does the NYC fit check.

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I’m going to be buried here

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My mom makin mackin

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@weest Wouldn’t you like to know

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@pinklarz Got something similar. To bad it was a cloudy night sky.

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

ya es viernes chavales

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Hey drivers- when you pass the strikers, remember to honk LOUD enough that the execs hear it from their top floor offices ! (They apparently love that) I’m in TAG & SAG & I stand with the WGA! #WGAStrong

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@GasLampCorp His neck is covered so it’s what you take home to your parents

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The quarter is a George Washington thirst trap

[weest @weest]

send memes, havent checked the internet lately

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Your sperm count was bountiful this evening honey

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@tacobell @breadskatemp4

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

More American males now wear bracelets than eat stew

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@inabagofdoritos Jacob sends me those all the time. You get use to it

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This bread turns me on

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@inabagofdoritos One episode a day 🥰

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The Oscar’s are San Diego Comic Con for rich people that also like to cosplay

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My room mate said I have small hands. I’m pissing, shitting, and crying. All at once

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Turn off the Fortnite and open the Bible.