Yeah nevermind, April Fool's is already finished. Fuck the gorples.
Even Cro-Magnon and Futuristic Borpas momentarily put their differences aside to exterminate these disgusting big-butted blue creatures.
Borpas are ruling, well until Elon says we can tweak our profile again.
Please @elonmusk we beg you, give us the blue tick. We can't rebrand back.
The Borpas have gathered quite a dossier on you and your little gorples friends... Keep us waiting, and we might just have to leak those outrageous photos we got of you.
This will not be pretty.
Day 3 since @elonmusk stole our blue tick.
This is just a small appetizer of the compromising documents we have about you. Needless to say you don't want us to expose to the world what you were doing to the gorples on that one island.
Don't force our hand. Just free the Borpas.
We finally managed to rebrand back as Borpas, big W to Elon.
Tho we had to share this intel we captured of him and his friends. We are risking A LOT for this photo, so viewer discretion is advised. @elonmusk, remember. We have more.
Fuck gorples and long live the Borpas!
The Borpas Worldwide Tour.
A big sloppy kiss to our little-butt community that introduced the Borpas to their very own culture, much love. Grandpa wizard had a lot of fun rewatching all these cool memories, nostalgic but very proud.
Keep borping, and just let it be.
Cro-Magnons mastered the art of dumbness and turned it into a superpower.
We don't exactly know who was the first Borpa to pull the eyes of a Borpasnail to ride the waves, but it quickly became a trend.
It's not about the speed, it's about the vibe.
Futuristic Borpas are weird creatures.
Outsiders see their world as a cold dystopia; but in fact they are living their best lives. Inhaling the polluted air like it's their waifu's pheromones.
One tap on the watch and they're right back to killing Cro-Magnons in the Borpaverse.
Listen, BorpaToken is very simple.
You either chill with the Cro-Magnon Borpas and activate the Borpass Artifact. Or you join the Futuristic forces and activate the Borpass Artifact.
Whichever side you go with, all you praise is the big-butt looking mountain.
Riding high on the steam of my borpium pipe.
The night was beautifully calm. The wind was blowing all over my skin like soft kisses. My Borpette clinging tightly to my body, her heartbeat was truly hypnotizing.
Was that reality, or was I dreaming? Who cares, I felt it.
Introducing BorpaToken's fart sheet. (yes, you read that right.)
Leveraging from a high APR financial game fairly distributing the supply of our hyper-deflationary token in an omnichain framework, we are pretty confident to create noise.
Following us? No? Trust the buzzwords.
Fut Papa: ayoooooo did you see that Borpette on the chat?
Borpinken: Bro. U r going to horny jail.
Fut Papa: my bad, forgot you can't even bag a waifu sksksk. anyway i already got 5 whitelists from these guys i banned. about to snag new Borporghinis with this one, i feel it.
The Borpa Awareness campaign has officially started!
It's finally time for the world to hear the voices of the Borpas. Tune in for a very special AMA where we discuss our masterplan to conquer the world. 20 whitelists will be up for grabs during the space.
April 19, 2PM UTC.
We just exploded past the 50,000 followers mark on Twitter.
The Borpa Wizard cannot confirm that all of you will get a Borpette, but at least you are not alone anymore.